MY PARENTS VISIT

So last night it happened that my both parents who had come into Jos for a wedding, decided not to spend the night in a hotel room. Instead, they decided to pay me a visit at my house. It was a surprise visit.

My wife was in the bathroom as at the time they arrived. I had only opened the door to welcome them in. I was very surprised to see them.

"Where is your wife?" My mother whispered.

"She is bathing." I replied as I led them in.

I was just about calling my wife to inform her of my parents visit, when my mother stopped me and asked me not to inform her.

"Don't call her. I want her to be surprised just as you were surprised. Let her come out and see us herself."

My father chuckled. 

While seated in the sitting room, my wife shouted from the toilet.

"Honey…."

"Yes baby."

"Can you lick my nyash for love?"

My father turned and glanced at me. 

Usually in such situations, I will say something like "yes baby, I will lick your nyash in and out just for your love baby" so as to sound sweet as usual. 

But this time, I shook my head at the spot without saying a word. My mother's eyes were fixed on me, while my father pretended not to be interested in my reply.

"Baby I am talking to you now. Honey, can you leak my nyash for love?"

"Why are you asking?"

"I just saw it on Facebook. They said if your husband has ever licked your nyash before, that means he loves you. So can you lick my own."

My mother kept staring at me. Everyone was awaiting my response. Especially my dad who now seemed to be interested in hearing my reply.

"I don't know."

"What do you mean you don't know. But you can leak my otori with your tongue when we are making love. You are now pretending like you don't sniff my nyash with style just to perceive the aroma. You know you only tried it once."

"Me?"

"Yes. That was on our wedding night. I didn't want to tell you. But it was sweet eh. I knew you did that unknowingly. You were just licking everywhere that night." 

"Baby stop now. Have your bath and come down to the sitting room so we can talk properly."

My wife laughed and kept quiet for a while. 

Just when I was about to explain to my parents that that's how my wife and I  behaves at times, her voice echoed from the bathroom again.

"Baby… Babeee…"

"Yes."

"I have finished shitting come and wash my buttocks for me."

My mother carried her hands on her head.  She turned to my father and started acting like someone that wants to cry.

"Your son is now a nyash cleaner. They have used Juju on this small boy finish."

"Honey come now. I am waiting."

"Your buttocks?"

"Yes baby. Please. I promise to pay you back with blow Job. The type that will make you forget your father and mother forever."

My father shouted.

"Ah."

And me, I just stood up and went to the bathroom to break the news of my parents visit to her.

Written by

Praises Chidera Obiora